{"id":4040,"date":"2026-06-28T10:12:23","date_gmt":"2026-06-28T08:12:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/faugeron.net\/?p=4040"},"modified":"2026-06-28T10:12:25","modified_gmt":"2026-06-28T08:12:25","slug":"shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/faugeron.net\/?p=4040","title":{"rendered":"Shit !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Auteur : Jacky Schwartzmann<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Quand on met la main sur un pactole, il y a 3 solutions : on fait comme si l’on avait rien vu et on passe son tour, on va le rendre \u00e0 son propri\u00e9taire en esp\u00e9rant \u00e9ventuellement une r\u00e9compense, on le prend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dans le cas de Thibault et Myriam, le choix 3 s’est impos\u00e9 \u00e0 eux comme une \u00e9vidence. Le pactole en question \u00e0 la forme de pains de shit, et de tout le business qui va avec. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

Certes, on ne s’improvise pas trafiquant du jour au lendemain, mais un avec un peu de pragmatisme, on peut arriver \u00e0 faire tourner une affaire, m\u00eame si on est CPE dans un Coll\u00e8ge de Besan\u00e7on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On peut m\u00eame faire de son business une esp\u00e8ce d’entreprise \u00e0 mission quand on redistribue les b\u00e9n\u00e9fices aux habitants du quartier, fa\u00e7on Robin des Bois.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bien s\u00fbr que le business du shit \u00e0 ses r\u00e8gles \u00e0 la fois claires et pourtant intangibles : la police vous cherche, les concurrents aussi et ces derniers sont tout sauf des enfants de c\u0153ur, on g\u00e8re du liquide, beaucoup de liquide et \u00e0 cause de tout \u00e7a on devient parano. Et on a raison de l’\u00eatre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C’est le business.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au final, on se trouve dans un roman marrant agr\u00e9ment\u00e9 d’une lecture sociale assez juste, pas trop manich\u00e9enne et de bons rebondissements. Ca me fait penser \u00e0 la s\u00e9rie Weeds<\/a>, mais \u00e0 Besan\u00e7on.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Auteur : Jacky Schwartzmann Quand on met la main sur un pactole, il y a 3 solutions : on fait comme si l’on avait rien vu et on passe son tour, on va le rendre \u00e0 son propri\u00e9taire en esp\u00e9rant \u00e9ventuellement une r\u00e9compense, on le prend. Dans le cas de Thibault et Myriam, le choix […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4044,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9,4],"tags":[456,457],"class_list":["post-4040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humour","category-lectures","tag-besancon","tag-trafic"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/faugeron.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/Shit.jpg?fit=150%2C238&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s74TSi-shit","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/faugeron.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/faugeron.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/faugeron.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/faugeron.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/faugeron.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4040"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/faugeron.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4045,"href":"https:\/\/faugeron.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4040\/revisions\/4045"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/faugeron.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/faugeron.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/faugeron.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/faugeron.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}